…I’ll always reblog the frog.
That’s a compelling counterpoint
the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles
I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.
Ahahahah, I thought this was paraphrased but that is a direct quote.
Direct action works.
HELL FUCKING YEAH
D&D? not quite. "It scales primarily with Strength and Dexterity" sounds really soulsborney to me. And whaddya know...
I found this on the Elden Ring wiki page for Scimitar. Close, but not exactly it. Where did it get the bits about high-dexterity characters and slashing while spinning? Well, you see, the first sentence of the AI article states that another name for the scimitar is shamshir, which happens to be a different weapon in Elden Ring
Boom, there you have it. The exact same text, copied directly from the Elden Ring Wiki. Down to the weird capitalization of the W in "Weapon".